Greyhawk

Agent Greyhawk

Age: 27

Sex: [Edited]undefined Male

Height: 167.64 cm / 5' 6"

Weight: 65.99 kg / 145.5 lbs

Operation Report:
63812-63825-20150501115532 - Greyhawk was sent to investigate disappearances in ...undefined Was MIA for three weeks. Eventually turned up hung-over, 487 miles away in ...undefined Claimed to have escaped a 'sexy elven tea party' by spiking their wine with vinegar. He further claimed that vinegar has similar effects on elves as alcohol does to humans, these claims have yet to be tested further. When asked for specifics about his escape, he stated that he 'drank them under the table, and slipped out before they woke up' and that he 'wanted to avoid all the awkward next morning break-up drama.' All further questions were met with satire and sarcasm.

01482-20170813234841 - Greyhawk was part of a group sent to detain a mermaid designated RO01482 responsible for ...undefined deaths in ...undefined between ...undefined and ...undefined The group took a small boat out into the lake to lure out RO01482. All members of the party wore earplugs as per protocol with the exception of Greyhawk, who leaned over the side of the boat as soon as RO01482 started singing, she reached up to pull him under when he grabbed her by the wrists, and according to Agent Windwhisper, told her 'Sorry hon, but you're not my type' before pulling her into the boat and reading her, her rights. Agent Rex recalled Greyhawk to have turned around to face RO01482 and ask if she had a brother a few moments later.

[Edited]undefined keep this up and we'll forward it to both Agent Goldenhind and Agent Silverfish.